Quarantine (2008)

This week on How To Survive A Horror Movie we watch Quarantine.

Don isn't here, so it's just Harley and Paul, though we are joined by Kermit for a little.

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Temple (2017)

This week on How To Survive A Horror Movie we are joined by Beth again.

Unlike last time, Beth brings with her an insanely boring and nonsensical movie named Temple.

It sucked real bad. Am I getting lazy with these descriptions? Probably. Hi there, my name is Paul. I write these. No, not the Paul from the show. I'm his friend. I'm trapped here. He feeds me lettuce with peanut oil on it and says he'll let me go if I keep writing these. Well. I've become accustomed to this life. So here I am. I hope you enjoy the episode.

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I Am Legend (2007)

This week on How To Survive A Horror Movie, we discuss I Am Legend - among many other things. Classic literature, mostly.

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The Loved Ones (2009)

This week on How To Survive A Horror Movie we are joined by the ever so lovely Beth from On The Shoulder to discuss The Loved Ones.

Gore. Torture. Incest. Everything a family movie should have.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Loved_Ones_(film)

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Ouija (2014)

In this week's episode of How To Survive A Horror Movie absolutely everything goes wrong.

Paul's house is being renovated, so he had to record off his phone.

Then Harley's good mic decided it didn't want to record the whole episode.

And to top it off, the audio of our bad audio got REALLY bad near the end. Oh what a joy.

Thankfully this movie sucks anyway!

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Ouija: Origin of Evil (2016)

On this week's episode of How To Survive A horror Movie we watch 2016's Ouija: Origin of Evil.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouija:_Origin_of_Evil

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Krampus (2015)

This week on How To Survive A Horror Movie we watched the 2015 Christmas special, Krampus.

Adam Scott, Toni Collette, and David Koechner.

Not only that but halfway through we decide to entirely change how we do the show. So there's that.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krampus_(film)

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The Wolfman (2010)

In this week's episode of How To Survive A Horror Movie we discuss 2010's The Wolfman.

Awwooooooooo!

Full disclosure;

Near the end of this episode Paul received a text with significantly upsetting news regarding a family member. You may note a quick shift in his tone. Please understand that he preferred to try his best to finish the episode.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wolfman_(2010_film)

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The Rezort (2015)

In this week's episode of How To Survive A Horror Movie, we watched The Rezort.

Joined again by Joy, we have a pretty good time talking about this movie. Mixed reactions and audio qualities abound.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3923662/

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Train To Busan (2016)

In this week's episode, we discuss 2016's Train To Busan.

We all get pretty emotional while recounting this movie. Then Don gets himself kicked from the show. Don't worry, he'll be back next week. As long as he doesn't keep running his mouth!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrhAuEeyCao

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Train_to_Busan

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The Open House (2018)

This week we (regrettably) watched The Open House.

Don tries to lead us through the hell we willingly entered.
Harley checks out multiple times.
Paul is also present.

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It (2017) Part II

In this week's episode of How To Survive A Horror Movie we discuss 2017's It.

This episode is cut into two parts because it went for three hours. Hooo boy. But seriously, it gets hilarious.

Don has to go do adult stuff halfway through.
Harley gets worse and worse at saying... words.
And Paul has the best time ever making fun of her.

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It (2017) Part I

In this week's episode of How To Survive A Horror Movie we discuss 2017's It.

This episode is cut into two parts because it went for three hours. Hooo boy. But seriously, it gets hilarious.

Don has to go do adult stuff halfway through.
Harley gets worse and worse at saying... words.
And Paul has the best time ever making fun of her.

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The Ritual (2017)

This week on How To Survive A Horror Movie we discuss The Ritual.

Tune in to hear Paul ignoring good podcasting etiquette as he plays with what sounds like plastic, Don (or Dom) tells the story of the time he threw his beloved at a ravaging deer, and Harley delves into all the ways the creature in this movie made her swoon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ritual_(2017_film)

Legion (2010)

Don, Harley, and Paul watch 2010's Legion.

Guns, Guts, and Gods.

Harley does old people voices, Don ruthlessly attacks 'Tokyo Drift' for his mushmouth, and Paul looks things up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legion_(2010_film)

Hush (2016)

The team is joined by Joy for a discussion about the 2016 movie Hush.

Harley tries her best to mediate between the polar opposite opinions of Paul and Joy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hush_(2016_film)

A Quiet Place (2018)

Harley, Don, and Paul discuss A Quiet Place.

Don recaps the movie twice.
Paul talks as much as usual.
Harley makes animal noises.

But seriously. We kind of recap this movie twice. The first was intended to be a quick overview. But to be honest, this movie is too good. So the first one is comedic, the second is serious. Deal with it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Quiet_Place_(film)

Mirrors (2008)

Join us this week as we discuss Keifer Sutherland's 2008 'Mirrors'.

Don points out every scene we get to see someone naked, Harley is apparently starving and finds a way to relate everything to food, and Paul sympathizes with the yelly man.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirrors_(film)

Jason Goes To Hell: The Final Friday (1993)

Join us this week as Paul, Don, and Valeria/Harley discuss one of the craziest 'Jason' movies out. There's heart eating, explosions, magic swords, demon babies that (as Don puts it) 'reverse breach'...

It's a real riot!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jason_Goes_to_Hell:_The_Final_Friday